Snail Mail Spam Manifesto

Hello,

I find my address (see enclosed address label) on your mailing list and pursuant to the laws of this country, I am asking you to hereby remove this address from your list.

In addition, I would like you to know that we will no longer deal with companies who waste resources in an irresponsible manner such as mailing unsolicited paper catalogs or communications of any kind.

In this day and age, your company needs to understand how to use the Internet to save resources, and use the Internet responsibly, without annoying people with unsolicited communications.

In the future, we will be dealing only with companies who understand how to use the Internet and how to avoid the wasting of valuable resources like trees and the energy used to convey printed matter.

Thank you for your understanding. We hope you will be on the list of companies who have made the transition to the 21st century.